'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says 'Let's go upstairs and make love' And you answer: 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!

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