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    The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking, send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you.

    The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

    I'm on the toilet. Please advise.


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    Roflmao!!
    Pers

    Ahh, isn't he such an Angel?
    How could you possibly shoot at him?

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    Must be a former Marine.


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