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    Default Strange Italian funeral

    *The Italian Funeral
    > An Italian man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
    > noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
    > cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
    > Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
    > Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
    > were about 200 men walking single file.
    > The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
    > Italian man walking the dog and said:
    > "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
    > but I've never seen a Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
    > "My wife's."
    > ''What happened to her?"
    > "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
    > He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
    > The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
    > wife when the dog turned on her."
    > A very poignant and touching moment of Italian brotherhood and silence
    > passed between the two men..
    > "Can I borrow the dog?"
    > The man replied, "Get in line."*

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    You just got to love the Italians.


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