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    An Irish Blonde in a Casino

    An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino.
    She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
    She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely naked.”
    With that, she stripped from the neck down, and rolled the dice.
    With an Irish brogue she yelled, “Come on baby Mama needs new clothes!”
    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… “YES! YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
    She hugged both of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, “what did she roll?” the other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching”.

    MORAL of the STORY:
    Not all Irish are drunks,
    Not all Blondes are dumb,
    But all men…..are men

    "The most important branch of aviation is pursuit, which fights for and gains control of the air"
    U.S. Brigadier General William Mitchell

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    I stopped reading here:

    "...With that, she stripped from the neck down, and rolled the dice."

    Started daydreaming after that and totally lost the meaning of the joke...........
    "War has a grim purpose and is extremely complex. Sophisticated planning and doctrine are present at every level. Yet at the point of fire battle is the essence of chaos and violence."

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