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    We All Get Older...



    Old people have problems that you may not even have considered yet!



    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'



    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.



    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.



    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'



    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'



    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

    Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full. I see a glass that's too big.

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    LOL, that happened to me earlier today... :

    LOL-kust kidding

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheelsup
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    Wheels
    Oh gad ! I've created a monster !

    There's this neat desktop utility (actually its an .exe shortcut in that task bar on the bottom of the screen for easy one-click access) from the RAF 662 that you can "morse" back and forth.

    You just need either copy morse into the window or just type text and the results will show in the other window.

    Lots of fun with flight sims that have chat boxes/lines.

    http://www.raf662.com/modules.php?na...download&cid=7

    Wheels ! Knock it off ! You're going to drive folks crazy ! :o ;D

    Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full. I see a glass that's too big.

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    OK Trapper I'll knock it off.

    Maybe....



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    Edit:
    For some reason the evil laugh icon wasn't working anymore so I updated it.

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    I recognized that Morse code immediately. There was a time when I could have read it without hesitation; reading and sending Morse Code is how I learned to type.

    However, .......................................... I've gotten older.

    Dah di dah dit, dah dah di dah.
    Pers

    Ahh, isn't he such an Angel?
    How could you possibly shoot at him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 352ndPersecutor
    I recognized that Morse code immediately. There was a time when I could have read it without hesitation; reading and sending Morse Code is how I learned to type.

    However, .......................................... I've gotten older.

    Dah di dah dit, dah dah di dah.
    Dah di dah dit, dah dah di dah. CQ ??

    According to the chart I am reading.
    C = dah-di-dah-dit
    Q = dah-dah-di-dah

    What is CQ's meaning or did I translate wrong ?

    http://morsecode.scphillips.com/morse.html

    di-di-di-dah-di-dah (This is supposed to be end of transmission.)

    Wheels

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    I probably should have said:

    dah di dah

    dit

    dah dah

    di dah

    BT AR

    End of Transmission.

    As I recall (and it's been years and years, in a galaxy long ago and far, far away (NZXB, USS Long Beach CGN-9, RM2), CQ was "any station", a civilian, rather than military, code.

    But, I could be wrong (forgetting), because ...................................... I've gotten a tad older.
    Pers

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    Thanks Pers,

    I have no morse training whatsoever, if you couldn't tell.
    I am just playing with this.
    I'll believe you on the CQ meaning unless I, by blind coincidence, come across something that states otherwise.
    I translated to KEMA, unless a radio station call letters ??

    Nice company here with those call letter though.
    http://www.kema.com/


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    Quote Originally Posted by 352ndPersecutor
    I probably should have said:

    dah di dah

    dit

    dah dah

    di dah

    BT AR

    End of Transmission.

    As I recall (and it's been years and years, in a galaxy long ago and far, far away (NZXB, USS Long Beach CGN-9, RM2), CQ was "any station", a civilian, rather than military, code.

    But, I could be wrong (forgetting), because ...................................... I've gotten a tad older.
    Ah, the old TWX format thing !

    BK BK
    BOT
    TWX
    PRI HI
    CLASS PLAIN TEXT
    DTG 082181230Z
    ADDR XOHQ352
    SNDR TRAPPER
    SUBJ CEASE DITTY BOPPING ORDER
    REF THIS THREAD
    BM
    RQST CEASE IMMEDIATE DITTY
    EM
    EOT
    BK BK BK

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CQ_(call)

    ;D
    Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full. I see a glass that's too big.

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