An elderly couple is sitting in a diner remembering the old days. The man say to the woman "Honey, do you remember the first time we made love? It was right against the fence behind this diner!" The old woman giggles and the old man says "Hey, what do you say we sneak out back and see if we still have it?" They slip out of the diner and head out back. A couple of minutes later, a cop pulls around and sees the two going at it like teenagers. He laughs to himself and lets them finish. When they were finished, the cop says to the old man "That was quite a display for a guy your age....were you that wild 50 years ago?" The man says "Naw 50 years ago the fence wasn't electrified!"
An oldie but a goodie to me.
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