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    An old, blind Paratrooper wanders into a Marine's bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a Marine joke?'


    ... The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the Marine next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Paratrooper, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:


    1. The bartender is a Marine with a baseball bat.


    2. The bouncer is a Marine


    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound Marine with a black belt in karate.


    4. The Marine sitting next to me is a professional weight lifter.


    5. The Marine to your right is a professional boxer.


    'Now, think about it seriously Paratrooper. Do you still wanna tell that Marine joke?'
    The blind Paratrooper thinks for a second, shakes his head, necks his JD and shouts, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f****** times!!

    nb, found on Quora
    Last edited by 352nd Persecutor; 04-08-2018 at 12:44 AM.
    Pers

    Ahh, isn't he such an Angel?
    How could you possibly shoot at him?

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